Maybe the one real advantage to getting older is that you have the time to pull your head a little bit farther out of your ass.

Scott Lynch
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The quote by comedian Mitch Hedberg says it all. When we’re young, we tend to think we know everything and that we’re invincible. But age has a way of humbling even the most confident among us. The older we get, the more we understand that we don’t really know anything at all and that we can never assume that we can just “do whatever the hell I want and get away with it.”

Source: The Republic Of Thieves

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